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Post  Guest on Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:42 pm

It's Dax! I am your most fabulous of fabulous, Senior Administrators! Everyone knows me! If you don't know me be prepared to be amazed and possibly even question your sexuality afterwards!

I know what you're thinking right now! Who's this ravishing man who has attracted my attention!? Well I'm about to tell you! So pay attention!

Steam Name: Dax (Hit me up if you wanna talk or play something!)
Real Name: Dakota (Wait! Isn't that close to your Steam Name? Bingo, you're a genius!)
Age: 17 (I know what you're thinking! Why Pink? Cause Pink is manliest color you can wear! Get over your homophobic sexual preferences.)
Height: 6'0" (Yeah six foot even! If I die they can stand me up straight to make sure my grave is six feet deep! It's convenient!)
Weight: Husky (Yeah I'm not skinny, if you wonder why I said Husky you need to refer to this --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5qM5kX2_C0)
Sexual Preference: Straight (Don't worry all of you homophobes! I'm straighter than a line you can't draw.)
Hair Color: Sexy (Pretty obvious what color my hair is, 'cause it's so not the color of the text.)
Eye Color: Sexier (Same thing goes for my eyes with the eyelashes all the girls at my school are jealous of.)


Wanna see what a sexy beast looks like?
(I know what you're thinking. Sexy right? Like the Xbox 360 lanyard?)

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Too bad, take anything you have to say up with 'Tiny' my guard.

'Tiny'

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Post  Brendin65 on Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:36 pm

Why so colorful.
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Post  Guest on Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:55 pm

What did I just read T.T

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Post  Brendin65 on Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:12 pm

Dax... You look exactly like someone I know... And his name is... Dakota.
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Post  Guest on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:42 pm

Brendin... I wish I could say your a genius.... oh wait I can. You're a genius.

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Post  Brendin65 on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:43 pm

Why am I one? 0_o
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Post  Guest on Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:18 pm

'Cause you are haha

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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:39 am

You don't look 17, just sayin' xD

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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:02 am

I think this is a picture of me my freshman year. :p

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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:25 am

I'm coming to get you than we can launch the nukes to Brendin's face Very Happy

Note: definitely not going to come to your place with a mask and hood and shoot you with the desert eagle, 'Cause Australia dun have guns Very Happy

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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:28 am

But American's do! :3

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Post  Guest on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:53 am

Well shit...

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